My New Invention

Not an official challenge this year but last year we had a lot of fun with it so i decided to invent something new.
The Magical Speakers

Those right there beside your computer those are not just regular speakers those serve a whole new and wonderful function the can be used to communicate with the dead.

                Ever wonder what grandma has been up to there in heaven, well wonder no more.

1) Simply plug the speakers into any PC. (PC doesn’t need to work)

2) Close your eyes and scream out the person’s name (*only people you knew personally may be summoned)

3) Wait for a response (Sometimes people in the afterlife may be busy or just not want to talk to you)

4) When they do finally respond, you are all set to have a nice long conversation with the dead.

*Dead may seem angrier or happier than they were when alive (May be in Heaven or Hell)

** You May not ask the dead for winning lotto numbers

*** Please do not summon the dead on a whim as they may haunt you.